“magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals” is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope
This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home
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6 hours ago“I don’t want to be mean” me right before I say the cuntiest thing imaginable
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6 hours agothese images ruined my life they’ve been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day
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6 hours ago6 hours agoCaesar was a punk. If it had been me, I woulda seen those assassins coming a mile away. I woulda been like BAM! and knocked the knife outta Cassius’s hand with karate. That’s what I woulda done.
amateur hour. I would have convinced the assassins to love me and wish me well instead of yearning for my death. I’d do it with my gentle heart and forgiving nature and good ideas and it’d work every time, if it was me instead of Caesar
I woulda learned Kung Fu. I woulda killed them with ki blasts.
Nun chunks, etc.
Everyone on this site loves puzzles now. Sudoku, picross, wordle, crosswords…
I had a visceral reaction to this thanks
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